Thursday, November 2, 2017

Halloween

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, mostly because it's one of the only days of the year that it's socially acceptable, nay, even encouraged to cosplay er, dress up. For the last 10+ years, I've dressed up every time. Except for the one right after I'd given birth to Katie. Because C-sections and costumes don't go very well together. I mean, I was lucky if I was able to wear clothes at that point. And I was still too exhausted to figure a costume out.

Ares, Venus, Hermes, and.....Cinderella
Well, this year we've been in the wake of moving, and yes, I know it's been 5 months that we've been in our house here, but there's been never ending stuff to do. So I did what any self respecting Megan would do, and lied out my butt about a costume. We went to our church halloween party, which is one of our favorite events every year. I wore clothes. Regular ones. And then told everyone that I was a nudist on strike (thanks, pinterest). The kids got SO MUCH CANDY. The thing about our ward party is that they do a trunk or treat. Everyone brings way more candy than is necessary, and the kids usually make at least 3 rounds of the parking lot. We had some kids come by our car at least 8 times. So with our three kids, we came home with far more candy than we brought. Seriously, we scored. Skor-ed? I don't know if we actually got any of those....

Red Riding Hood and the Huntsman, holding Peter Pan and Tinkerbell

Anyway, so the actual day of Halloween comes around (the church party is usually the friday or saturday before), and Eliana comes down with a fever. And Liam is convinced that he is dying because his hip hurts. I have no idea what he did to it, and it looked fine on visual inspection. He insists that it didn't get bumped or anything, it just hurts for no reason. Katie is grouchy and wants to be sick because Eli is. So we cancelled our plans to do a little party with a friend, and planned on just staying in. Well, of course, once the trick-or-treaters start making the rounds, all the kids insist that they want to go trick or treating. So Brian and I rounded up the crew, told them all the get costumed, and leashed the dog.
Black Canary and Green Arrow, accompanied by Supergirl, Cinderella, and a Pirate
Pokemon Trainers with an adorable Charmander

 Now, part of the annual tradition of my children is that they use a different costume for every Halloween activity. So for the church party Eliana was a witch, Liam was spider-man, Katie was Princess Sofia the First, and Brian and I were lame parents. Well, I was a nudist on strike, so maybe just Brian was lame. On Halloween itself, Katie and Liam had decided in unison that they wanted to be dragons, and luckily we had a dragon costume and an alligator or dinosaur or something.....Katie decided that it was also a dragon. I figure it had scales and a tail, so whatever. When it came time to suit up and get going, Eliana grabbed the Charmander costume that I made last year for Katie. Which is hilarious, because Katie swims in it, and on Eliana the legs end halfway down her calves. They then ganged up on me. My mom got me a dragon onesie pajama for Christmas last year, and the kids insisted that they needed a momma dragon to go with their baby dragon costumes. So we had 4 dragons (some of which may or may not have been ill. Probably a good thing they weren't actually dragons, can you imagine them sneezing fire and immolating the neighbors and their candy?). Brian decided to join in on the fun and put on his Batman onesie pajama (my Mom again). So this year? We were 4 dragons and the (dark) Knight. Didn't manage to take any pictures, but I'll share a fun one of  Liam and Katie putting their pajamas on badly.

My children clearly don't know which clothes belong to which kid.



Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Ranting prevents murder, y'all.



Living in the big city is hard. I know that there are all sorts of people who absolutely love living in big cities, but I just have to say, I am not one of them. The street and traffic signs are covered in muck, making it hard to read them (I'm assuming it's smog settling on them. I'm pretty sure I'm not going blind). At night they are even harder to read, which granted, is the time of day when I think I might be going blind, but then I remind myself that light is required for vision, and I'm not a freaking elf with lowlight vision, no matter how often I play one in d&d.
There are so many PEOPLE here. Which is rather like, duh, you're in a major population center, so yeah, that's what makes a city a city. With how many people there are though, it makes it so there's lots of other things. Like targets. I'm pretty sure we have at least 10 targets in the 5 miles surrounding my house. It's weird. Because you can be driving to a friends house, and if you want to make sure they don't need you to pick anything up for them you can probably call them about a million times. "Hey buddy, I'm passing a grocery store, you need me to pick anything up on my way over?" My Ann Arbor bestie, Bre, would frequently ask me if I needed her to pick anything up from the local grocery when she was coming over to my house. Especially on days that she was coming to rescue me from my own depression and anxiety. And lack of milk or bread. Lifesaving, let me tell you. Of course, the drive between our houses was something between 30 and 45 minutes, depending on traffic (hahahaha, I used to think Ann Arbor had traffic), and to get the same distance here in LA takes 2-3 times as long, minimum. It's painful. Excruciatingly so.
Which leads me to one of the things I utterly despise. With lots of people come lots of cars. Traffic. Is. A. Thing. There's never not traffic. Ever. Not even the middle of the night, given how often I hear brakes screeching and honking at midnight or later. And we aren't even on a main road. I hate it. I hate watching it, and I especially hate driving in it. You know how people talk about California drivers being terrible? I thought it was a bit of a joke, or at least played up a lot. It's not. I have never seen consistently worse drivers. I mean, yeah, Michiganders have a bit of a problem with making sure that they're completely in the turn lane when trying to go left, and sometimes you worry you're cutting it a bit close going past them, but here they have bad driving down to an art. I assume that people here think that traffic laws are a suggestion, not a rule. Running red lights is assumed. I won't even go at a green light until I'm visually sure that the drivers on the cross street are done running the reds. No one uses their blinkers. Not for turning, not for merging, hell, I'm starting to wonder if most of them even know what a blinker is. When I use my blinker to merge, half the time or more the person in the next lane will speed up just to block me. And then slow down so that I can't get behind them either. They take aggressive driving to the next level. I'm honestly surprised that I haven't been in an accident. One of the first things my brother told me when I moved out here (he lives on the other side of this megacity, about an hour away in good traffic) was to get a dash-cam. Because if you do end up in an accident, half the time the person will do all they can to leave without exchanging details, especially if they were at fault. And yes, this had happened to him already. He's lived here about a year longer than me, I think. Thinking about it, I probably should get a dash cam.
Brian was heading to work yesterday, and he takes the bus. He's responsible, and doing what he can to not add to the massive amount of traffic on the roads. Well, that and we can't afford a second car, but hey, responsibility works too, right? Anyway, we live about 15 miles from his work. Which really isn't that far. You'd think, oh, so about 20-30 minutes to drive. And you'd be right, if we lived anywhere else. Even taking the bus it would only be about 45 mins in most places. On a good day, his bus ride is between an hour and fifteen and an hour and a half. Yesterday, we had rain.
Now, I'm not talking about a lot of rain. I'm talking about angels blowing raspberries and the spit mist being called rain. I'm honestly not sure that anything even hit the ground. Around here, that is a big deal. It's rained twice. In 5 months. Los Angelenos don't know how to deal with rain. It took him more than two hours to get to work. There weren't accidents slowing down traffic, there weren't more cars than normal, the only difference was the tiny sprinkle of rain. I'm assuming that it's the same people who don't use their blinkers. Because the blinkers and the windshield wipers are frequently on the same little stick near the steering wheel.
Image result for car dash wiper
It's this one friends. It's this one.